Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Telepathy - yes its possible

This idea is as old as the Mummies but it would help billions of people if it actually gets implemented.
How about calling our friends without a phone/skype/gtalk/FB etc??


Here is my concept (probably the age old concept from Ramayana).
(Apologies Mr. Ramanand Sagar for infringing on your copyrights)
Suppose I would like to speak to my friend and in my mind I imagine calling him; this would send signals to him immediately that I wanted to talk to him; 
Because he recognizes me he can either accept my call or reject it. 
If he accepts then its easy to talk to him. You can speak either loudly or in your mind and he could do the same.
How cool is this?? without any gadgets, any restrictions. Vowwww!!!!
There is one advantage to this system as well. 
You cannot call unknown persons as they won't be there in your mind; Hey, cool!!! 
It works the other way as well; you can't call persons who doesn't know you.
Hurray! there won't be any unwanted calls, no Do Not Disturb Registry, no Spams.
I like this!!!!
Another eg:
Suppose I met a beautiful girl in a Pub; I made some tricks and monkey acts to attract her attention. I did more such acts so she can atleast remember me for some days.
That's all I need, I can now call her anytime. Its upto her to accept/reject my calls.
If she feels I am disturbing her then she can add me to the list of persons she doesn't like in her mind and that's it she won't get any more calls. So when I try her again I could sense that she doesn't like talking to me as I couldn't make a call. 
What if she likes me but eventually forgets me after a couple of years?? I could still make a call as I met her once and it will be deep somewhere in her memory. We just need to activate the data at that place!!!
Its all free, go to anyplace, talk to any person in any place.


I feel human body/psyche can infact do all these magic without using any of the technology.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Drishti - Movie Review


I am not in my full senses to write a review about a movie.
The good thing is I can still write after 3 pegs of scotch. Hey, my body can sustain 90 ml of Ethyl Alchochol (42%  = approx 35 ml)
ok now this movie by Govind Nihalani is all about marriage, extra marital relationships and  how each other feel about marriage.
I got this from library just seeing Dimple kapadia on the front of the DVD.
She is gorgeous, cream/peach color and yes the sexy hair; I don't think any actress in india have such a beautiful hair as her's.
Ok, now here is the movie review:


Dimple and Sekhar kapoor leads a happy married life with their little daughter.
They invite their friends on their 8th wedding anniversary.
Dimple meets Irfaan khan during the party who is a hindustani classical singer.
Both have an affair for sometime and dimple leaves him as she loves her husband and family. Though there is no mention about when the affair ends in the movie.
Dimple have a friend whom she meets regularly and shares with her all her pain and love.
Her friend (mita vashisht) has a terrible relationship with her husband but continues to lead her life.
After some months, shekhar kapoor tells dimple that he loves his office colleague and he wants to be with her.
Dimple is shattered but unable to stop him and shekhar leaves the family and gets along with his new found girl.
After some days he comes back to dimple; though he calls regularly to talk to his daughter in between. 
When he meets her to discuss about the next day divorce proceedings, he says he doesn't want to stay with her new found love, Vrinda and he wants Sandya (dimple) back.
Dimple rejects and says she just can't see their marriage being fruitful anymore.
The movie doesn't show any subsequent scenes after this but eventually its understood that they meet regularly and Sandya possibly decides to go back to Rahul (irfaan khan).
when sandya meets Nikhil (shekhar) in the last scene, she discloses about the affair she had with Rahul sometime back; Nikhil feels shattered and they just discuss about their marriage and their affairs and the movie ends.


This movie is a brilliant take on urban couples and how they lead their lives. We can't say who is wrong as Sandya has an extra marital affair and thinks that she is not doing anything wrong but enjoying her new found affair. At the same time Nikhil leaving Sandya for his new love, vrinda also looks right.


But imagine one thing, (if you are a man) your wife having an affair with someone after 5-10 years of your marriage and you don't know then. You come to know only after a couple of years or even later and how do you feel? Its disgusting and you feel cheated and you won't get words to think or say.
Also imagine (if you are a woman) your husband says one day that he doesn't love you anymore and he loves a another girl and he has to leave you permanently. He doesn't want to call you, write to you or talk to you. How do you feel?


These are extreme things to even think about. There are no answers for these and its too difficult. But you never know what happens next. its all in the hands of time and god.
We just need to understand each other and try to live peacefully and happily; yes struggles, obstacles come in between and it depends on you how you handle. 


When a bot meets a girl, it looks so simple; fall in love, make love and enjoy the times.
But when you start living together its a complete game change. You don't feel the freshness of love you might've felt when you made love to her for the first time or during the early times. The fragrance, charizma would be gone eventually and you try to seek the same in a new girl. The girl feels the same too.
Its just natural and it all depends on where you are.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Human Energy Storage System

I got this brilliant idea 2 days ago and want to have it recorded.
Who knows this could lead to another invention.
My idea is......................
What if there is a mechanism to store human energy and then retrieve it later.
For eg: I eat a lot of chicken, mutton etc etc, around 2000 calories and I am feeling heavy.
so I want to remove 500 cals ( I don't want to burn/waste). 
Yes, I can pedal a machine or something and that's same like transforming my energy.
But instead of that if I store my energy in a box through some means. Then the next time when I want to get my energy back, I could easily get that instead of the normal eat/digest process.
Practically that's difficult, as human form of producing energy is through biological ways.
What we need to invent is a device/method which can bypass our digestion process and releases energy instantly.
I am not talking about the already digested Protein powders or others. Instead of taking in if there is some device where a simple touch should release energy into the body. 
I am not sure about Gamma rays/X rays but some one has to research on this whether we human body can absorb energy in the form of heat/light. 
If so then its all easy out there.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Being a Woman - A Boon or a Curse

If there are any great stories to tell in the world they all constitute Women
Life is zero without women. God knows this and hence he created women. They are not just for the company of men but to be with them, guide them, irritate them sometimes, laugh with them, cry with them and love them.
The other side of the argument is true as well but there is no sense discussing about it in this patriarchal society.


Every true great generation or an empire comes to see mighty kings and emperors, scholars and musicians but everyone treats women as one and the same. women are meant to satisfy men, they are meant to be toys. Bluntly as mere sex toys.


This thought and system continues and its still the same. Women all over the world has to endure pain; biological pains, emotional distress, sufferings, sacrifice and every thing out there in this brutal world. They don't have a choice neither they have options to choose.
God has already chosen for them.
In this world of technology, women still wear Burqa? What?
last week when I was passing by flinders station, I saw a women in Burqa. That's probably the first time ever I saw this in Melbourne. I should say its a shame. 
If it comes to India, there are no complaints as every other muslim woman in India wears Burqa. 
God save the women, no one complains, no one discusses about it and no one cares.
This is just nothing compared to child genocides happening in Haryana, UP, MP in India.
No one wants a girl child, if they have one they just sell it because they can't afford one. They don't have money.
Have you ever heard about Female Genital Mutilation? This has been in practice for thousands of years in Egypt and Africa. Its still there in Africa where young little girls' are circumcised.
I often cry sometimes and I am crying even now. How can you do such things to a little child? We are all humans and a child is a god's gift. 
We should end this practice, WHO is trying hard, only time will tell us how much they can succeed.
Society is so heinous towards women. Arab countries have strict punishments for women. The punishments are so cruel that you can't even imagine.
All this nasty rules and systems have been brought upon by those men who doesn't believe in equality for women. They built those rules thousands and thousands of years ago and we are all suffering because of those.
I hate Manu, the one who wrote "Manu" Shastra. He is the person who categorized Hindu society and depicted women as objects. That was done centuries ago and sadly its still in place.
Isn't there a solution to this malady??? Sadly no
Till a new life starts, this will continue. European countries, some parts of South Asia, Australia and United States have equal rights to women and they have done really well.
There are pros and cons for every system. This has its problems too. Again time decides what's good.
What about the women in Africa, Asia and other Arab countries? Will they never change? 
yes, the change starts only when this generation ends. 
Bringing the change is difficult but yes its possible.
Its our responsibility to educate girl child. Its our responsibility to treat women with respect. Its we who should change. 
I should say when every parliament around the world have at least women occupying half the strength we could see some change.
Burqa should be banned around the world. There should be a world order protecting women's rights. 
I know I am not doing enough but I am doing something. 
Lets all do a little bit in eradicating this disease. If ever you see any immoral practice again girls/women in your village/city, stop it right there, fight it till its dead.


This is my oath.
I will never ever allow any girl/woman around me to feel that she being a woman is a curse.
God save women

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Maine Gandhi Ko Nahin Mara - Review

This movie is superb. Thanks to Anupam Kher and Urmila Matondkar with their splendid acting.
Infact I like the role of Urmila as a young girl helping his father, managing her love life, her brother and at the sametime working.
I would definitely give credit to the script writer, Jahnu Barua. What an amazing script and beautifully portrayed by Mr. Kher.
The story is all about an old age father who fights with dementia/Alzheimer. 
He forgets things, he fails to identify his sons and family too. He reason for his behavior is later found to be his guilt of killing Gandhiji.
One good doctor helps Urmila in treating her father. By talking to Kher's childhood friend, he gets to know that Kher in his childhood while playing shoots arrows on to a picture of Gandhiji. His father watches this and beats Kher black and blue. Almost at the same time Gandhiji gets killed by Nathuram Godse. Kher's father treats his son's act as a bad omen and   vows never to see his son's face again in his life.
This makes a huge impact on Kher's psyche. 
Imagine a father scolds and beats his son and would never see his face and talk to him for the rest of his life. I even doubt if such fathers exist, if they do then they should never have become fathers at all.
Kher's doctor after finding out the truth behind this phychic behavior arranges a dramatic court scene with all the judges and lawyers. Judge declares Kher as innocent and it gets proved that someone behind Kher shot the Mahatma and kher's pistol was a dummy one.
That ends the story.
Of course I cried again, very few movies make you cry and I love watching this movie.
Mr Kher is brilliant in his acting and kudos to Urmila as well.
How good she manages. A young beautiful girl with a mentally ill father at home. Her lover brings her parents to talk about their marriage but Kher's behaviour worries her boy friend's parents. He even marries some other girl and Urmila finds this out when she sees him at some place. Poor girl, she just couldn't bear it and faints.
How much you can take in a lifetime!! How many pains, its difficult for human heart to endure so much pain.
God save women on the earth, their patience and endurance is what driving this world.
Overall full marks to the movie and the director. 
A must watch!!!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

There is something about Bengali's

I love Bengali's!!! who doesn't??
They are the most intelligent people in India, that's true. The number of nobel prizes Bengalis achieved in the last century gives you the real picture.
Rabindranath tagore, JC Bose are some of them.
They are the most innovative and are true champions of art.
Look at films of Satyajit ray, bimal roy, hrishikes mukherjee.  Any one born in India can easily say that the top 5 musicians of all times are from Bengal, top singers of all times are from Bengal.
Our own Kishore da is from Bengal. Two of the most famous music directors of all times SD Burman, RD Burman and our own Bappi da are from Bengal.


There are lots more to tell when it comes to Bengali women. They are beautiful and seductive. They have beauty with brains and lots of character. So many top heroines are from Bengal.
Sushmita sen, Rani mukherjee, moon moon sen, the curvaceous Bipasha, aparna sen, suchitra sen, Tanuja, lisa ray, sharmila tagore.
My most fav Kamalini Mukherjee is also a bengali.
How many times you come across an arrogant bengali woman? I've neven seen one. May be that I have only few bengali friends. 
Its true some of the men have the unique Bengali pride which is often misunderstood as arrogance.
One of the best cricket captains of india, Sourav Ganguly is from Bengal.
Prominent fashion designer, sabyasachi mukherjee is from Bengal.


Now when it comes to food, they have millions of varieties like other states in India but they are unique.
Bengali fish curry, rasogulla etc.
Bengalis enjoy life to the fullest; kolkota is vibrant, colorful and busy always. And in the time of dussehra its even more.


Most of the indian writers in English are from Bengal; Arundhati Roy, jhumpa lahiri are few of them.


You can just fill pages writing about bengalis, their culture, social living, art, music etc etc.
I have a few bengali friends. 
The one who made me and taught me DBA is a bengali. I call him Dada. Also I know this another Bengali whom I used to fight with a lot. He is intelligent and an academic but yes he has this bengali pride. I have a few friends in the office as well and they are all so sweet.


I know I couldn't write this blog well as I know only a few facts about them; Had I visited or stayed in Kolkota for sometime I would've told lot more things about them.


sorry my deal bengali friends,
I want to write lots more but I am short of material. I'll of course visit bengal and 'll then write more and more. 
I love bengalis and I always say that they are the most beautiful and the most intelligent ones in the country.
I wish I be born in a Bengal state, may be in my next life having all those beautiful women as my girl friends and all those academic and intelligent boys as my friends.



Wednesday, November 2, 2011

My Mentor in IT

This is something special; The one I am writing about is someone very important in my life.
The one who mentored me first in my IT career.


His name is Raviraj Chelluri. I am not in touch with him now so not sure where he is working now. FB status show he is in Accenture . He worked in Ram infotech previously.


Those early days in 2004 june/july when I joined Valuelabs; I was new to corporates and new to IT. After our 2 weeks of fastpace training I was handed over to ASTRO team.
There he was my mentor, tall, 6 feet. He was very good in problem solving and analysis.
Experience might have taught him all that.
He acted like a true mentor to me, taught me visual basic, ASP scripting and most importantly Microsoft SQL Server.
So here is this man the reason behind my SQL Server expertise.
Though he gets angry easily he was very patient, he used to sit with me till late nights and used to fix the bugs.
It was like if there was a bug or an issue then it comes to Raviraj finally to solve it.
Later he moved to onsite and our closeness was gone. 
I still don't know how I could give him back whatever I learnt from him.
My entire career was built on this sql server and I will remember him until my last query :)
Who knows, if I invent something new in the future and I might dedicate that to him.
Its bad on my part that I didn't care to contact him and just ignored him. How awful on my part???? I know its worse.
we really need mentors like him assisting new joiners and freshers. You need loads of patience to deal with new members like me and he has all those good qualities.
He protected me in every meeting when we were discussing about bugs and issues. 
I used to lose patience whenever a tester reports a bug and shouts at them, raviraj comes to our rescue, talks to both of us and fixes the issue.
Its rare you find people like him helping people and fixing bugs and issues in IT.
I am sure not even 10% of the current IT lot in India has skills like him.
I wanted to meet him and show my gratitude.


Thank you for all those nights and days you sat beside me and helping me with the testers.
Thank you for all those weekends in the office.


Thank you Raviraj for shaping my Career and being a mentor. I can never forget you in my life.

I did a backup of my mind

One brilliant idea crossed my mind just now.

what if we all have the ability to backup our minds/brains so we can restore to that point in time in future???
Sounds interesting and funny too.
I still believe we can do this with the help of cellular bio technology and Database Management Systems.
What do I do to achieve this????
I will stop my brain to think any further; in a sense, I'll pause my brain and 'll start my backup job. What will my backup job does??
My job first decodes the information stored in each cell of our brains. Then transmits the same either wirelessly or through sensors to a temporary database (MS SQL Server, I don't like Oracle Products :)  )


I'll have to write a seperate post on my database design for our minds.
Once my backup job decodes all the information and stores it in the tables in the sql database, I can run a sql server backup and copy to a disk and from there I can write it into a tape.
So easy!!!!!
Size of the database depends on the person's age (not weight).
More experiences, more data; more thinking then more data; more socially active then even more data.
I am sorry to say that I can estimate a men's brain storage but not of women. 
I am quite naive in women's matters so I can't possibly design tables based on women's characteristics and attitude. Who can do this in this world????

What if all Indians speak only one language

I got this thought today morning and hence writing this lest I forget!!!
What if there is only one language in India and lets say if it is Sanskrit ????
How good it is? A simple of thought of imagining so gives you a picture of global super power.


All this technology, innovation, research, civilization happened thousands of years ago during Harappa and Mohanjadaro and many more years earlier in India. 
All our ancient literature, ayurveda, Yoga and other holic, karmic principles have been there for ages.
Because no one understands those and no one even thought of bringing them out we lost our treasures to other good fellas from the other parts of the world.
If indians speak only one language, we wouldn't have needed a SRC (state re organizing committee) somewhere in the 1950s to split our nation into different states; 
There wouldn't be any linguistic differences. 
No one would have ever dreamed of conquering India nor thought of ruling our nation due to our strong unity.
Since there are no states, there are no state-center disputes. No problem in using the river water. No different parties at the region level. Where are the regions? None?
No state boundaries, no interstate vehicle registration and other formalities.
Vow, its a huge advantage to the nation.
Americans took close to a century to build a mighty nation. We wouldn't even need a decade to do this as everything is already there in the scriptures and we just need to 
built and develop on that basis.
Its true that this can't happen now; even if I am dead and born again as an Indian, India will still be India. I don't think I can escape this for some more re births.
what if I really remember how India was in my next re birth??
if Google keeps all its posts and blogs intact even after a century then can I read all these again in my next life???????
Is it possible?
Did this happen ever anywhere in the world??
No Answers.